X-Apparently-To: meow638@yahoo.com via 209.191.106.55; Sun, 08 Oct 2006 09:17:30 -0700 X-Originating-IP: [209.225.28.217] Authentication-Results: mta402.mail.mud.yahoo.com from=siue.edu; domainkeys=neutral (no sig) Received: from 209.225.28.217 (EHLO mxsf17.cluster1.charter.net) (209.225.28.217) by mta402.mail.mud.yahoo.com with SMTP; Sun, 08 Oct 2006 09:17:29 -0700 Received: from mxip01a.cluster1.charter.net (mxip01a.cluster1.charter.net [209.225.28.131]) by mxsf17.cluster1.charter.net (8.12.11.20060308/8.12.11) with ESMTP id k98GHM6C021163; Sun, 8 Oct 2006 12:17:23 -0400 Received: from 24-182-240-199.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com (HELO SOLIS) ([24.182.240.199]) by mxip01a.cluster1.charter.net with SMTP; 08 Oct 2006 12:17:22 -0400 X-IronPort-AV: i="4.09,276,1157342400"; d="scan'208,217"; a="610008123:sNHT99154716" From: "Margaret Solis" To: References: <20061008151720.21576.qmail@web54112.mail.yahoo.com> Subject: would you remarry? Date: Sun, 8 Oct 2006 11:17:07 -0500 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="----=_NextPart_000_00B3_01C6EACB.4A73C6C0" X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2900.2869 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2900.2962 Content-Length: 2072 This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_00B3_01C6EACB.4A73C6C0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable WOULD YOU REMARRY?? Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife = looks over at him and asks the question. WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do" WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND : "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you? HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times." WIFE: "Would she use my clubs? HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: -- silence --=20 HUSBAND: "oh crap." =20 ------=_NextPart_000_00B3_01C6EACB.4A73C6C0 Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable

WOULD=20 YOU REMARRY??

Husband=20 and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks=20 over
at him and asks the=20 question.

WIFE: "What = would you=20 do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND: "Definitely = not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being=20 married?"

HUSBAND: = "Of course I=20 do."

WIFE: "Then why = wouldn't=20 you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay,=20 okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt=20 look)

HUSBAND: (makes = audible=20 groan)

WIFE: "Would = you live in=20 our house?"

HUSBAND: = "Sure,=20 it's a great house."

WIFE:=20 "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we=20 sleep?"

WIFE: "Would = you let=20 her drive my car?"

HUSBAND:=20 "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with = hers?"

HUSBAND: "That = would=20 seem like the proper thing to do"

WIFE: "Would you give her my=20 jewelry?"

HUSBAND : = "No, I'm=20 sure she'd want her own."

WIFE:=20 "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good=20 times."

WIFE: "Would = she use my=20 clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, = she's=20 left-handed."

WIFE: = -- silence=20 --=20

HUSBAND:=20 "oh crap."

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