From Tom Pressly: THE BIG SALE "How many customers did you serve today?" the manager asked. "One, only one" "How much was the sale?" "$58,334.00" Flabbergasted the manager asked him to explain. The boy said, "First I sold the man a fishhook. Then I sold him a rod and a reel. Then I asked him where he was planning to fish, and he replied down the coast. So I suggested he'd need a boat - he bought that big six-metre motor boat. When he said his car might not be able to pull it, I took him to the auto department and sold him a big truck." The amazed boss asked, "You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fishhook?" "No," the salesman replied. "He actually came in for a bottle of aspirin for his wife's migraine. I told him, 'Your weekend's shot; you should probably go fishing.'"